Category: Aliens

  • Military Background

    I saw a flying saucer the size of an aircraft carrier come out of the ocean and fly into the clouds.

  • Aliens impregnate human women

    “Abductions, surgical operations, impregnations, implantation, biological sampling and other horrors have been and are being performed upon humans by aliens.” These creatures are the mortal enemies of humans. They are impregnating human women with alien seed and harvesting hybrid fetuses.

  • Eisenhower’s Treaty with Aliens

    Eisenhower made a treaty with aliens: In exchange for advanced technology the aliens could abduct humans for the purpose of medical examination and implantation.

  • ‘The Day After Roswell’

    “Halt!” the sentry screamed at the small figure that had gotten up and was trying desperately to climb over the hill. “Halt!” the sentry yelled again and brought his M1 to bear. Other soldiers ran toward the hill as the figure slipped in the sand, started to slide down, caught his footing and climbed again.

  • Colonel Philip J. Corso: “Aliens are Clones.”

    My name is Philip J. Corso and for two incredible years back in the 1960s while I was a lieutenant colonel heading the Foreith Technology desk in Army Research and Development at the Pentagon, I led a double life.

  • JFK was about to expose alien life

    Lawyer Douglas Caddy asked close friend E. Howard Hunt, CIA officer during Kennedy’s presidency, “Howard, why was John Kennedy assasinated?” Hunt replied: “Kennedy was about to expose our most vital secret.” When asked what this secret was, Hunt replied: “The alien presence.”

  • NASA is an Alien Plot

    “Leave! Danger! A giant planetary body is approaching! Run into our teleporter! Run into our shiny spaceships!

  • Wright-Patterson AFB Alien Interview

    The alien clone has refused to answer the interviewer’s question regarding nuclear war. The interviewer responds, “What? No!” and proceeds to torture the alien clone.

  • Aliens Float

    Scuba divers are weightless in water, they have to wear suits to stop them from floating. Aliens (non-terrestrials) are weightless on Earth, they also wear suits to stop and devices to stop them from floating. Aliens do not defy gravity, their clothes emit an electromagnetic current to prevent them from floating.